In the spirit of trying to get back into using this site via inane social updates, here is a meme about cleaning out my closet.



Seriously... NINE pairs of shoes were somehow in my closet and now are not, and the closet still seems pretty full! Where... did the shoes... go. Some sort of pocket dimension? mystified.

The Fic: [AO3 | Livejournal | Dreamwidth]

( I have a surprising amount of feels for a fic that's less than 4000 words long )

I told staple_madness about bendingsignpost's excellent The World on His Wrist, and she asked for a link. Me being... the way I am... this turned into a trawl through my pinboard account looking for Sherlock fics she probably hadn't read yet. So, here! Have a recs list.

( In no particular order )

And there you have it! Sorry I was too lazy to like, write down the author's names and note pairings and warnings and stuff. You'll just have to make do with my ~carefully chosen~ excerpts and/or half-assed reviews.

GUYS GUYS LOOK WHAT pi MADE FOR ME!


A Treasure Planet fanvid for my very own! By the way if you haven't seen this movie you need to fix that, stat. It is basically the most delightful swashbuckling adventure you have ever seen, with added ~FEELINGS. Also my crush on Captain Amelia can be seen from Montressor Spaceport. SERIOUSLY THOUGH DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DRUBLOONS.

This has been a public service announcement.

I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THE LATEST CARPE BREWSKI UPDATE THAT I CANNOT

ACTUALLY

PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF THE FANDOM SHENANIGANS THAT ARE GOING ON RIGHT NOW. D: I can't even read the comments, every time I try I just end up REREADING THE CHAPTER AGAIN.

right. yeah. just had to get that off my chest.

It's probably a sad commentary on my life that every time livejournal goes down I assume there's a problem with my internet connection.

All my fic has officially been moved to the AO3! That took way longer than it should have, considering I've only published seven fics. OH WELL. In my defense, some of them had incredibly wonky html.

Fair warning: when I say "all my fic" I really do mean "everything I have ever published to the internet." TREAD WITH CAUTION. D:

Would anyone be interested in beta/cheerleading this Inception college au commentfic (I know, I know, what even is my life)? I feel kind of ridiculous asking for help with something THIS SILLY, but honestly I just need someone to bounce ideas off of. Because I feel like there's more to the story, but I'm at a loss as to what that, uh, actually is. Plus, I frequently have attacks of OH MY GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE WHY AM I INFLICTING IT ON THE WORLD*, and I need somebody to tell me whether or not I should keep writing.**

*this is why I've only posted like, five fics in as many years.

**if the answer is, "no, please wrap this shit up as quickly as possible because no one is interested" THAT'S FINE TOO. XD


In other news, I'm getting a massage today! :D :D :D FINALLY. It's gotten to the point where I literally can't relax my shoulders. I love my laptop absolutely to bits, but carrying it around all the time is HELL on the back, you know? Plus there's all the schoolbooks, and the fact that sitting at a computer is also bad for the posture, especially since I have no appropriate chairs.

OH LOOK SOME ACTUAL FACTS ABOUT ABORTION, I thought we weren't allowed to have those.

so, apparently today everyone decided to make cookies. IDEK, MY FLIST SUDDENLY EXPLODED WITH SUGARY GOODNESS, DON'T ASK ME. Anyway, I kind of wanted to make cookies, but I'm... lazy... so I just, like, replaced all the cup measures in my chocolate chip cookie recipe with tablespoons and made a single serving of cookie dough (okay it was probably more like three or four servings, WHATEVS I DO WHAT I WANT). So... POST YOUR COOKIE RECIPES IN THE COMMENTS! :D :D :D I'll edit this post with my chocolate chip cookie recipe when I get back to my apartment, because I'm pretty sure you'll want more than just the proportions of flour, butter, and sugar, which is all I could remember off the top of my head. Which, I mean, it makes for pretty good cookie dough in a pinch, but it probably wouldn't turn out too well if you tried to actually bake it.